What's the capital of Greece?

The G

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.