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Greece Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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Because Greece lightening

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