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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.