Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Minotaur Jokes More Minotaur Jokes

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.