Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Minotaur Jokes More Minotaur Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.