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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.