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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.