What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.