What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

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What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.