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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))