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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.