Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!