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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube