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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here