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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich