What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

Because of its appeal.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich