What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.