What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.