Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.