Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.