Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich