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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant