Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.