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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.