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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms