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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?