Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana Republic

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*