Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

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What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon