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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

Fruit punch