What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

Fruit punch

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!