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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.