What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

Because theyre always wacking guys off....

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

Fruit punch

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!