What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese