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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese