What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!