What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!