What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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A calendar has a future...

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Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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Tomblr.

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Win-Rawr.

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A humburger!

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt