What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt