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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"