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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"