What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"