McDonald's knows how to use salt
I can't go deep in juice.
There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
He types, "HALOL"
Very little.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
To prevent further breakouts.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
When you're buying salt.
This could use some salt.
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"