What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"