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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!