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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!