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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift