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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.