Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.