What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.