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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.