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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File