What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?