What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.