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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?