What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?