What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas