I don't care et al.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Isn't it cooked
What do I have to do to get ahead around here?
Underlay! Underlay!
Whirled Peas