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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you