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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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How's your visit in North Korea?

Can't complain...

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only