What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.