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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.