What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How is that even science fiction?

They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea