How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

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Those are the wrong Sais.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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Yukon do it!

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Frost bite. D

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Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

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C

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It is an airport.

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You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?