What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.