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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.