Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish