Why did the dog jump into the sea?

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish