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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!