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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd