Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd