Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd