Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.