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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.