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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.