Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd