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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.