What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd