What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.