What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.