What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.