Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Shepard Jokes More Shepard Jokes

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!