Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?