Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why were my balls wet?

Cause i dipped em' in the wishing well!

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.