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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.