Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."