What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!