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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)