What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.