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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.