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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.