What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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You gotta Mufasa

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Baaaaaeeeee!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Why you always lion

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.