What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage