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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!