What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!