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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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A condescending con descending.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!