What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!