Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."