Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.