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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb