Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles