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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.