Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!