Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.