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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.