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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!