Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!