Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.