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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.