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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!