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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.