Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.