He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
They both give kids a little head.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
You get a Christian Bale
He ran out of little boys
It's a touchy subject.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Fetus Abortus!
They couldn't find a table.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Because Jesus saves.
Hair transplants.
Both think the shorter the better.
A counter reformation.
Zero emissions.
They're biodegradable.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
They don't play the beta.
