Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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He went oui, oui.

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What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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They both came in a little behind.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.