He was second to Nun.
They both give kids a little head.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
You get a Christian Bale
Me *turns around and goes back out*
He was told not to play with his food.
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
He went oui, oui.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
A hedgehog.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
A Minor
Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
A fangfurther.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
