To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
Alien vs. Predator
Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
You get a Christian Bale
He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
A Minor
In A minor.
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
They're biodegradable.
He got turnip
Because it was stationary.
They both came in a little behind
They both came in a little behind!
A meowtain
He found a lump on his testicle.
