Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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Ice cubes.

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She couldn't find the Dior

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.