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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!