Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.