Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.