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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!