Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know