Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!