Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

Quack

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.