Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.