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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.