Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.