Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance