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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.