Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.