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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.