Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.