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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!