What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!