What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet