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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!