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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.