What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....