What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.