What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.