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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.