Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0