Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.