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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.