Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!