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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga