Aspirin sorry guys
Moooo!
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.