What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!