What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter