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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!