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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)