What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.