What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

What would you like it to be?

A joke.