3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot
Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
A short one with no punchline
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Because you already read-it.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
The corner, it's 90 degrees.
You have a hot bottom.