What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"