What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter