What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).