Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Nothing, it's just a website.
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)