Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

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Laika boss.

Why did you burn that building down?

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Why did you burn that building down?

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