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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.