Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.