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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.