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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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