Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.