Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.