Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee