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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.