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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies