What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.