What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.