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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies