What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.