What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.