A penguin.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
The ones with Jam in
A guard dog!
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
There is no afterlife.
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."