What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What makes you so sure?

N"He is a penguin."

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.