What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.