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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.