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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin