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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"