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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.