Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.