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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.