Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.