Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.