Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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It's the bot that counts.