Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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He got arrested just like you would've.

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery