What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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He dumped his girlfriend

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He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.