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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.