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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.