What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.