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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!