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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!