Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!