Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!