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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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They want to make ends meet.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Two, then one, then none

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My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."