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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!